Ohh, I’m such a social butterfly! Ants, Lincoln and I had two parties to this Saturday night.

I went to the gym this morning, which I was very happy about because I felt like I had the whole weekend a head of me. I also went to my Weightwatchers meeting and I’ve lost 11kg, which I’m stoked about. 80.9kg… it won’t be long before I’m in the 70s!

Anyway, the first was up by Uni and was a flat cooling. Glen has brought a house and Sophie is moving in with her partner. Yay for them all! Congratulations to all of them. I want a house! Lincoln and I started drinking my WADKA (vodka aka Hannah stylz) and Sprite (sprite 0 coz apparently I had to watch my calorie intake lol) and we started getting very happy. We also read very good Stickmen 2 and ate burger rings and played throw- the- pebble- at- Heidi’s- head- while- trying- to- get- her- mouth.

After finishing the WADKA we decided to head off, via Lincolns place to pick up his bottle of Absolute WADKA, then to Pak N Save to get more Sprite and OJ and then to my work so Lincoln could see all the baby photos, meet Manu (the bird) and laugh at our globe which is incredibly out-dated (still has the Soviet Union on it). I also grabbed the camera so I could take photos of all the stuff that Ants and I have to put on trademe.

The second party was Rumpus ’07 which is the sequel to…… (wait for it)……….Rumpus ’06 (lol)

There was two great big slabs of chocolate that needed to be bashed to bits with a rolling pin before you could eat it. Excellent.

There was a smoke machine in the lounge with the DJs and the spinning monkey (which I turned into spinning Buddha Monkey) and fabulous music, especially when I got Nick up to dance to the Trancy stuff. Nick was very impressed with Morgue‘s dancing, and Nick and Ants made up lots of dance moves, and I showed them a few (like grocery shopping and pick the flowers). I doubt that Nick remembers!

The Rumpletron was indeed a little gender confused, but that was possibly because I entered my name as Sproke, and there was a question to do with a whisk. Anyway, my Rumple-name was Analyzer Hagrid of the Swashbuckler tribe, and of course, that meant that I was Hagrid from Hogwarts.

Lincoln and I stashed our stuff in the potato drawer which was good in one way, because it was very handy, especially as it was right underneath the chocolate. Bad because it was right underneath the chocolate, so getting a drink also meant smashing and eating chocolate. It was also bad because the potatoes lived in a pull-down cupboard styles with no handle which meant that as the night went on, it was increasingly difficult to get into with lack of co-ordination, especially when Linc slammed it shut and the heavy bottle of WADKA would fall against the back of the cupboard and make it incredibly hard to open… this happened often But there were plenty of people around to help a woman in distress trying to get to her drink.

Linc appeared to be very magical that night. There were two times that I needed him and he apparated to my side. Once was when a knight in (non)shining (black) jeans helped me into our stash, and I needed to ask Linc’s permission for him to have a drink. The other time was when I was pouring myself a drink, and apparently I really didn’t need half a cup of WADKA. I looked around thinking “where’s Linky? I need him” and he came just as Dobby would. Oh my little houself lol.

Anyway, the night wore on with more dancing, and sneaking around the front of the house to have a couple of puffs of Nicks ciggy, (to which I denied to Ants at the time, because in my drunken state, apparently that was the best thing to do, but I confessed the next day) and talking lots of crap to people. I remember having to tell Sam about my weight-loss, because I was eating chocolate, but it’s okay because I’ve lost weight (yeah, that makes sense in my mind) and standing outside in the cold saying “I know I should feel cold, especially with what I’m wearing but I’m really not cold. I must have had far too much to drink”. Oh ps, I was wearing my awesome new red suede boots, greyish woollen skirt and black singlet top. Yes skirt and singlet top. I wasn’t cold. Faaar too drunk.

Anyway, I remember running away from Ants so I could stay at the party longer, and saying something like “I can walk home from here, it won’t take me long” but Ants insisted that we go home. Man, it was only 3am! So after many goodbyes I was dragged to the car and home. I was very impressed with myself because in my drunken state I took my makeup off. Yeah! And I only spewed because I made myself, so I wouldn’t feel yuck the next day. Boi was I wrong!

Today (Sunday) came and went very quickly. I’m not happy about that, because I feel like I’ve lost my weekend. *sigh* Bambi and Michelle came over and we played buzz (on the hard level). Everyone stole points off me, and I had a big wah. I did the groceries and I’m impressed because I was so seedy and tired. We also had chicken and salad wraps for dinner. Mmmm…. my flavourite. Bed was supposed to be early, but no. That’s okay, I’ve got non-contact tomorrow which makes my Mondays go extra quick… work 1hr, non-contact 2hrs, work 1.5 hrs, lunch 3/4s hr, work 3.5 hrs with a 10min break. Excellent!

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Tags: Drunk, Friends, Parties