A Somalian arrives in Manukau City as a new immigrant to New Zealand. Read more…

Current Mood: amused

I have been cleaning out some old emails when I came across these. Oh funny.

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Current Mood: amused

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like….
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you. Read more…

Must see – Demi you watch this kay?
http://www.danicico.rdsor.ro/babies.html

Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.

Dear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us,unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. Read more…

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad.” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Read more…

An old man, a boy  and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. Read more…

WARNING TO ALL RED-BLOODED MALES

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." Read more…

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

How to speal about men and women, and be politically correct Read more…